Slightly delusional and will believe anything anyone tells her.

confused and gullible

"Randomness is so cool... because it is what gives awesome things a chance to happen."

My Dad: So, would it be tacky of me to wish you a happy fourth of July?
British Neighbor: Haha, it's fine, we lost the war. No worries, though. These days, we're making up for it by stealing the hearts of your women.