Slightly delusional and will believe anything anyone tells her.
credit to amygloriouspnd.tumblr

confused and gullible

"Randomness is so cool... because it is what gives awesome things a chance to happen."

ihmaiw2d:

p00pindaisies:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

that’s 10 years but ok.

^I didn’t know it was 2004

(via bookworm-swiftie)

heliolisk:

laying on the grass sounds so nice until you realize there are bugs and dirt everywhere

(via slimemeister)

peetalikestoast:

i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if i start a book before bed?! i end up fucking finishing it that’s what

(Source: motorboaterr, via t-y-r-e-ll-s)

popmychieri:

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via night-over-london)

  • me: *sees dog*
  • me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

"We are an independent international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion."-  Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)

(Source: lawyerupasshole, via ddagent)

aseaofquotes:

Andrew Clements, The Janitor’s Boy

(via trisyllabic)

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

(via vvankinq)

burgerkinginthenorth:

Despite all our differences I think we can all agree on one thing

Robin Williams was a fucking gift to humanity

(via ladyannarielle)

say-its-love:

sometimes I get caught up in the fact that I am in love and that this is someone I wouldn’t mind waking up to every morning of the rest of my life, despite the messy hair and morning breath. this isn’t someone I would mind watching movies with at midnight and playing violent video games with even though I am awful at them. this is someone I need to spend my forever with, and that just blows my mind. 

(via shortcuttothemoon)

suchasugarcube:

From now you’ll always find Robin Williams in the second star to the right and straight on till morning. Rest in piece, sir. Rest in piece.

(via missblackwood)